WHY YOU HAVEN’T HEARD FROM ME

I THINK I used to have a little palm adding machine, but it really wasn’t serving the purpose of my high-stakes financial dealings. So I got rid of it and bought myself an adding machine capable of handling money dealings up to the mid-hundreds.

It didn’t take me longer than a couple weeks, however, before I realized that the new marvel had troubles of its own. I will try to re-create IT BELOW.

I have to admit that I am having a few problems myself, but after trying to correct the typing on the second row myself, I have thrown in the towel and couldn’t make it to the john, so I’ve decided to let life’s problems flow – so to speak, and go with the flow.

The new adding machine was really Having troubles of it’s own, and I will attempt to recreate it here on the computer. AND THIS IS REALLY WHAT I GOT FOR MY worek:

314,319 --
10,000 =
-20,000 *

Anyway, that machine really needs to go back. And my new machine is much larger, does all sorts of things I’ll never use, and cost twice as much. The trouble is that it’s Easter weekend, the stores are closed, and I’ll have to wait the usual several days more before I can get someone to help- me. Oh yes, the new machine works, I am fairly sure. It’S JUST THAT I CAN’T FIND THE DIRECTIONS FOR THE NEW MACHINE!

The one great thing about rtyping without looking is that I m now baring my soul to all of you so NOW YOU KNOW ME AS I REALLY AM.

LOVE TO ALL